Humor

All of these may not be funny to everyone... but some of them are funny to everyone.

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Home Depot Customer

My friends, I give you . . THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH!?

This picture is real and was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures.

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1. You grow poppies and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 

You may be a Muslim

 

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes. 

You may be a Muslim

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Four guys have been going on the same golf trip for many years.

 

This year, Ralph's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

And thus he calls his buddies and tells them the bad news.

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For those who slept through World History 101...... here is a condensed version.

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

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Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist. But trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

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The Austin-kind-of-thinking I've come to appreciate

Philosopher Willie Nelson’s comments on Lance Armstrong,

“I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs.

When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.”

~Willie Nelson~

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Once president George W. Bush went to a school to interact with the students. 

After a brief talk with the children he asked them if they have any question to ask him. 

One boy raised his hand and stood up; 

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Important Tax Reminder

Have you paid your taxes......??

12 million illegal aliens are depending on you!