Humor

All of these may not be funny to everyone... but some of them are funny to everyone.

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Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?" 

Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

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This is another snippet of American students' views of history.

 

Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat. He said, "In onion there is strength." Abraham Lincoln write the Gettysburg address while traveling from Washington to Gettysburg on the back of an envelope. He also signed the Emasculation Proclamation, and the Fourteenth Amendment gave the ex-Negroes citizenship.  But the Clue Clux Clan would torcher and lynch the ex-Negroes and other innocent victims. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.

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A man who went to Church with his wife fell always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with every time he would doze off.

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This family-a husband, a wife, and a little boy-moved. The dad decided that one day he would go to a nude beach one day and took the little boy with him. When they got back, the little boy went to his mom and said, "Mom, some of the ladies there had big boobs." The mom then said, "Well son, the bigger they are the dumber the person."

The two go to the beach again. Afterwards, the boy goes to his mom again and says, "Mom, some of the guys have big willy's." The mom says, "Same goes for them son. The bigger they are the dumber the person."

The two go to the beach one more time and the boy goes to his mother when they get back. "Mom, daddy was talking to a dumb blond and he was getting dumber by the minute."

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All hurricanes used to be named after women, but a few years ago, they started naming them after men, too. The reason they did this is that they hoped that the hurricanes named after men would stop in the Virgin Islands.

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One day a newfie walked down the beach, wearing his bathing trunks and he lay down on his towel. He watched the girls go over to the lifeguard all day, and at the end of the day he goes over to the lifeguard and says "all day the girls walked by me and came over to see you. What am I doing wrong?

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VIRUS WARNING!!! VIRUS WARNING!!!

 

Dear Internet user,

It seems that the destructive minds who like to invent computer viruses have struck again. A new virus, popularly known as INTERNET EXPLORER 4.0, has been propagating the Net for several weeks now. MILLIONS of computers have been infected by this insidious virus (mostly PCs, and a few Macintoshes as well.) This virus is one of the MOST DANGEROUS yet unleashed on the computing public!

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