Not on welfare or below the poverty line? Never mind — here’s your free phone.
Confession: You’re paying my phone bill.
In the past month, I have received three shiny new cell phones, courtesy of American taxpayers, that should never have fallen into my hands.Read more: Me and My...
WaterCar Panther - Fastest Amphibious Car in the World
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him, he said, "I forgot my teeth."
The man said, "No problem."Read more: Perfect Fit
The Beatles and Mohammad Ali, 1964
We polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
A farm can produce produce.Read more: No Wonder The...