Pray for my hearing
In a Louisiana church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed for, please come forward to the front by the altar."With that, Boudreaux got in line, and...
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Missing wife
A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.Sergeant: What is her height?Husband: Gee,...
Read more →Without using numbers, represent the number nine
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test:“Here is your first question.” The foreman says.“Without using numbers, represent the number nine?”“Witho...
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Do you know what I think?
Fred and Mary got married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon, so they spent their first night at Fred’s parents’ house.In the morning, Fred’s little brother, Johnny, got up for breakfast. As he was headi...
Read more →Technology to Build a New Tool
Doctor Cohen comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again an...
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Breastfeeding on the bus
A woman is breastfeeding on the bus …… but struggling to get her baby to eat.So she says to her baby, “eat up now. I'm going to have to give it to that nice man over there.”And she points at the man s...
Read more →Don’t step on a duck
Three dead guys walked up to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter says, “Welcome to Heaven. We only have one rule: Don’t step on a duck.” The three men were clueless as to what Peter meant until the gates sw...
Read more →Little Johnny's Black Eye
Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school with a black eye.His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?""But Dad, it wasn't my fault. ...
Read more →Late Night Lecture
Ron Chestna, 89 years old, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and asked where he was going at that time.Ron answered, "I am on my way to a lecture on alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the h...
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